व्हाताबुर्गेर, त्रुस्स्विल्ले, अल & Police

Tanya Tucker always told me: "DON'T EVER TELL ANYONE YOUR LOCATION!!!" (thank you Tanya, see you soon!)
With that being said........ We were fresh off a WMB show in Knoxville, Alabama(OH THE IRONY). I drove back to TrussVegas.My bama-rapper buddy, Odie, and I stopped at the 24 hour WHATABURGER just off of I-59, Trussville, AL. I was so hungry that when I saw the menuboar, I started making funny faces (you know what i am talking about when EVERYTHING looks that good!!) It was then that I realized that There is a camera mounted on this menuboard!
I asked the girl on the other end, "Do You have a camera on the menuboard and CAN YOU SEE ME from inside????
She then confirmed, "Yes, I can! see you."I almost felt violated and the felt a little embarrassed that this girl in the drive thru saw my "Natural" reaction.
I began to blush a bit as a southern boy would!
18-20 minutes went by as Odie and I were still waiting on our big ass order.AT THAT MOMENT, A TRUSSVILLE CITY POLICE OFFICER drove through the parking lot at approximately 72 mph.The girl who was helping us, FINALLY arrived at the window with our food...... AND her "Nervous" store manager, who had called the Trussville, Alabama, Police. She handed us our HUGE BAGS OF FOOD.
The "Nervous" store manager then asks me: "Why did you want to know about the WHATABURGER CAMERA."
At this point (and understanding the authority that the police have with their ability to immediately take you to jail,) i informed the "Nervous" WHATABURGER manager of the stone cold facts:
1: That I used to be on tv everywhere(and still today in abu dhabi and other parts of the world.)
2: I explained that I love the camera and the camera loves me!
3: I explained that I used to work in the Drive-Thru at Arby's in Montgomery so I understand Cameras & drive-thru's.
4: I explained that I had just worked 30 hours straight and was SOOOOOO HUNGRY!!!!!
5: ......and that I was making funny "Hungry" faces at the camera and realized that "drive-thru girl" had seen me.I just wanted to tell this story to let you know that there is as 24 hour WHATABURGER in Trussville, AL, ........but they have a very nervous manager! ........AND I WANT a REFUND!!
Most essentially(and in the most un-asshole way possible,) I don't want ANYONE filming me unless i know about it........ AND...., to Mr. "Nervous" WHATABURGER Manager, get some Xanax! :)